Home of the Fighting Khaki Tide
* * *
***
how about a limerickThere once was a town,don't call it Nantucket...on second thought mabe that's a bad idea
Tom may think it's hisThe fame, the glory, the gigBut really it's mine
Grew up in the ‘PortBut it’s changed: pricey, and fake:Mere simulacrum.
Oh Needhams CornerYou have a nice thesaurusBut your math is wrong.Estimated median household income in 2005: $99,400 (it was $88,079 in 2000)Needham $99,400 Newburyport $64,900Massachusetts: $57,184 Estimated median house/condo value in 2005: $717,300 (it was $385,600 in 2000) Needham $717,300Newburyport $440,700 Massachusetts: $361,500 Seems Needham is a little to rich for my blood. I can't speak to the genuineness of its character, but ...I Drive Through Needhamon way to other placesIt looks very ... nice.Actually I think it has a cute downtown. Or maybe that's Dedham.
Needham's Corner isn't in Needham! Surely you know better than that how New England geography works!
Maybe I do, and maybe I do.-Will FerrellGoogle says Peabody. Is that right? HOW am I supposed to know that. I lived in Peabody and didn't even know that!
Post a Comment
6 comments:
how about a limerick
There once was a town,
don't call it Nantucket...
on second thought mabe that's a bad idea
Tom may think it's his
The fame, the glory, the gig
But really it's mine
Grew up in the ‘Port
But it’s changed: pricey, and fake:
Mere simulacrum.
Oh Needhams Corner
You have a nice thesaurus
But your math is wrong.
Estimated median household income in 2005: $99,400 (it was $88,079 in 2000)
Needham $99,400
Newburyport $64,900
Massachusetts: $57,184
Estimated median house/condo value in 2005: $717,300 (it was $385,600 in 2000)
Needham $717,300
Newburyport $440,700
Massachusetts: $361,500
Seems Needham is a little to rich for my blood. I can't speak to the genuineness of its character, but ...
I Drive Through Needham
on way to other places
It looks very ... nice.
Actually I think it has a cute downtown. Or maybe that's Dedham.
Needham's Corner isn't in Needham! Surely you know better than that how New England geography works!
Maybe I do, and maybe I do.
-Will Ferrell
Google says Peabody. Is that right? HOW am I supposed to know that. I lived in Peabody and didn't even know that!
Post a Comment