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Hey, Governor Patrick, I have some questions:Why didn't your BFF Obama put you in his cabinet? Do you have a tax or nanny problem that scared away the vetters?How exactly is the autobiography of an obscure, small-state governor worth a $1.3 million advance?Is it possible that Random House had ulterior motives for the deal?Hey, Random House also published Obama's books! What a coincidence, don't you think?How is your 25% increase in the sales tax going to stimulate consumer spending?Whatever happened to that property tax relief your promised in 2006?
Dude, you don't even live here.
Massachusetts is a frame of mind, and part of me will never leave.
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Hey, Governor Patrick, I have some questions:
Why didn't your BFF Obama put you in his cabinet?
Do you have a tax or nanny problem that scared away the vetters?
How exactly is the autobiography of an obscure, small-state governor worth a $1.3 million advance?
Is it possible that Random House had ulterior motives for the deal?
Hey, Random House also published Obama's books! What a coincidence, don't you think?
How is your 25% increase in the sales tax going to stimulate consumer spending?
Whatever happened to that property tax relief your promised in 2006?
Dude, you don't even live here.
Massachusetts is a frame of mind, and part of me will never leave.
Post a Comment