Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Men's Shopping Night: A Rebuttal By Bean

When are you going to comment on the sexist nature of the upcoming “Men’s Shopping Night”?

As if all men are pathetic, procrastinating, deer-in-headlights shopping zombies that lack thought and creativity when it comes to buying gifts! I find it highly offensive and I plan on suing every shop in Newburyport that participates.

It is an insult to assume that all men wait until the last minute to purchase gifts and actually need to be told what their significant other and family members want for Christmas. You should join me in this cause!

By the way, do you know if any shops will be open on the 24th, just in case?

-Bean

1 comment:

Guy said...

Get her power tools. Can't go wrong with that.

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