Mystery solved. After hours of tenacious digging in the archive room at the library and over-imbibing at the nearby Port Tavern (a very nice place,) Newburyport Posts is prepared to identify the party responsible for setting Newburyport's Million Dollar Fire.
We call on King Kong--the only beast ever to defeat Godzilla--to bring this perpetrator to justice (although we still think it ridiculous that a giant gorilla could defeat a fire-breathing, radioactive dinosaur. I mean really, electricity makes him stronger? Where the hell does that come from, and another thing...
*Thanks to the mystery contributor.
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7 comments:
It looks as if he's about to squish a Karp asset. Forget about King Kong ...
Logically a 40ft ape has no chance, no chance to defeat a 400 ft lizard with atomic breath, you my friend, are living a fools dream.
Mothra is our only hope, or a very large alkaselzer
That's the second biggest lizard I've ever seen
I fear Mothra would drawn away from downtown by the blinking red light on top of the Wind Turbine.
worth noting: one estimate has godzilla standing at 292 feet.
Isn't that the exact same size as the turbine?
Thanks for the laugh, 86.
why are the cars driving backwards ... state street became one way in the late 70's ... must be an old picture but the cars are new .... i am confused
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