Because, at the end of the day, Americans hate soccer. It's just a way to keep the munchkins entertained in the years before they discover AC/DC or Lady Gaga.
Although I am a SoCal booster, it's not true that we enjoy perfect weather every day of the year. Southern California is prone to heavy rains about 10 days a year. Only the other 355 are sunny and warm.
I was walking out of a store onto Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, and Paris rode by, sitting in the passenger seat of a powder blue Rolls Royce convertible driven by a young Eurotrashy guy.
OTOH, I see David Cross and John C. Reilly so often I wonder if they're stalking me.
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Because, at the end of the day, Americans hate soccer. It's just a way to keep the munchkins entertained in the years before they discover AC/DC or Lady Gaga.
Well, it's raining actually. I know, you live in southern California
Although I am a SoCal booster, it's not true that we enjoy perfect weather every day of the year. Southern California is prone to heavy rains about 10 days a year. Only the other 355 are sunny and warm.
It does rain here in New England, can't recall the last earthquake, forest fire or mudslide though.
"... can't recall the last earthquake, forest fire or mudslide though."
Or Paris Hilton sighting.
I've only seen Paris Hilton once.
I was walking out of a store onto Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, and Paris rode by, sitting in the passenger seat of a powder blue Rolls Royce convertible driven by a young Eurotrashy guy.
OTOH, I see David Cross and John C. Reilly so often I wonder if they're stalking me.
I thought about stalking someone once, but I'm kind of a procrastinator, so I never got around to it.
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